Joe's TV List Tries This at Home

#50: That's Incredible!
(ABC, 1980-1984)

"Hey, Fran Tarkenton! You've just lost your third non-competitive Super Bowl in four years! What are you going to do now?"
"Go to Disneyland?"
"Um, nope. We're sending Biletnikoff."
"Well, then, I guess I'm gonna retire and then resurface in a couple of years alongside a couple 0f B-list celebs, and we're gonna watch a guy eat a bike on TV!"
"A whole bike? That's incredible!"
"Hey, that has a nice ring to it."
"But not a Super Bowl ring, eh, Fran?"
"Go to hell."