Get the Potty Started

The top 10 sayings never uttered by Jenn or me before Nate showed up:

10. “Is this peanut-safe?”
9. “I can’t believe he likes that impostor Joe better than Steve.”
8. “No, don’t drink the bathwater. Seriously, just don’t.”
7. “Why should I build another tower if you're just going to destroy it?”
6. “You did? Really? Let me see. You did! You get a sticker!”
5. “Yeah, it was a new one! They saved a ladybug from a Venus flytrap! It was awesome! I mean, he thought it was awesome.”
4. “You do not step on his tail. Now tell him you’re sorry.”
3. “Clearly my hippo isn’t as hungry as yours. Let me be yellow.”
2. “You know you put that on backwards, right?” (On second thought, Jenn probably did say this once or twice before Nate arrived.)
2. “That engine sure causes a lot of confusion and delay.”
1. “Did you poop? Because you smell like poop.”