It's OK, Ripley, We're Proud of You

"So, Mavi."
"Yes, Ripley?"
"How was your weekend?"
"Fine. How was yours?"
"Um ... fine. Notice anything about me?"
"You're a nice doggie, and a good sister."
"Yeah, um, that's great. Notice anything about me this weekend?"
"Well, we ran around the yard together. It was nice out."
"The SHOW, Maverick. Remember the show?"
"What show? The Wonder Pets?"
"The dog show!"
"They saved a dog? Yay!"
"No, OUR dog show! The one we went to!"
"We went to a show? Did I like it?"
"You know what, Maverick? Idiots are no fun to gloat with."
"You know, I really like tennis balls. Do you like tennis balls?"
"Sure, whatever, Maverick."
"And flowers. I like pretty flowers."